Holy viscous trembles are heard for miles, the stampede is huge and unrelenting. Its noise could suffocate a wild boar in its sleep and its deadly terrifying laughter heard over 1000's of miles. I shudder quickly and speak to myself in an unheard whisper 'how the hell am i going to get out of here, im fucking trapped in'. I hurl myself over and twist in the air. For a moment Im stuck and paralyzed in conflicting thought. I shout 'quickly, over here' and dash to a near by coffee suspenser to take shelter from the violent gunfire.

'will you please tell me what the fuck is going on here?' i asked the disgusting, half layered in skin and melting fat corpse lied next to me. It shrugged and said, 'you are the ball licker'. I explained how I would fucking destroy all his pathetic people and crush there civilization until it was nothing left. I laughed in his face and continued crawling on the floor. rocks crashed around me, explosions and fire were all around. 

To describe where I was would be tricky. I was neither here nor there but in some alien dimension plotted against by all the rulers that have ever been. The quick burst of electricity that plagued me seeped through my slipping finer nails and scurried out of me like nothing Ive ever felt before. Where was I going, what was I doing and who the hell was after me? I had been searched for for years it felt like but in this 'reality' it could be a dozen lightyears. Your mind plays tricks on you in these places. Im confused I shouted as I entered and knelt before our gods holy chapel and witnessed a vast display of lights and fairies fluttering from the walls and windows. I shutdown my memory star and broke into agony. I had failed my master.