Im writing a book.

baving in hot oil the gremlin choked and scrunched his face up as to intimidate me, i spat in his face and carried on checking he was going to die. This disgusting creature is fucking futile i said having been very happy that these could be killed. horrible little alien creatures were infecting our world. i am fighting them off, one by one. we'd been under attack for for too long and I was leading the war against war on these little cunts. I wanted to cause as much harm as possible to there whole family, this was the simplest way of doing that.
Little fucking rat bag I shouted and poured the gooey, melting vomit and human excrament all over this wholling ball of bones. I dragged his carcass out and whipped it. The fucking thing bled as i ripped it open and opened up his cavity like a car boot.
I poured shit all over these kids, they all fucking deserve it. I had chained them down by there feat and hands so they had no escape. As i began punishing and destroying these delinquents I grinded left over bones beneath my feat and dissolved them into a putrid mix of dead and alive things. see, we all tried to leave and do something else but our time had come. I wondered round for days endlessly researching how to. I battled myself but then realised I would battle the evil that has inhabited this land.
The evil knew know end. They were barbaric and miserable lifeforms. they had teeth the size of nails and they claws with sharp daggers on. I wanted them all dead.

stuck in comformity, the bridge nailed the coffin shut

Holy viscous trembles are heard for miles, the stampede is huge and unrelenting. Its noise could suffocate a wild boar in its sleep and its deadly terrifying laughter heard over 1000's of miles. I shudder quickly and speak to myself in an unheard whisper 'how the hell am i going to get out of here, im fucking trapped in'. I hurl myself over and twist in the air. For a moment Im stuck and paralyzed in conflicting thought. I shout 'quickly, over here' and dash to a near by coffee suspenser to take shelter from the violent gunfire.

'will you please tell me what the fuck is going on here?' i asked the disgusting, half layered in skin and melting fat corpse lied next to me. It shrugged and said, 'you are the ball licker'. I explained how I would fucking destroy all his pathetic people and crush there civilization until it was nothing left. I laughed in his face and continued crawling on the floor. rocks crashed around me, explosions and fire were all around. 

To describe where I was would be tricky. I was neither here nor there but in some alien dimension plotted against by all the rulers that have ever been. The quick burst of electricity that plagued me seeped through my slipping finer nails and scurried out of me like nothing Ive ever felt before. Where was I going, what was I doing and who the hell was after me? I had been searched for for years it felt like but in this 'reality' it could be a dozen lightyears. Your mind plays tricks on you in these places. Im confused I shouted as I entered and knelt before our gods holy chapel and witnessed a vast display of lights and fairies fluttering from the walls and windows. I shutdown my memory star and broke into agony. I had failed my master.