playing football

I played football tonight as i usually do on a tuesday night when I can and am not busy with other things. Their is one guy who plays on our team who is literally the biggest retard i have ever seen. We play football to have a laugh and this guy is literally fucking terrible and completely gormless, shouting and telling everyone to do something. We were all laughing at him because the things he says and the way he plays football is just a joke. He kept trying to blame everything on everyone else and just wouldnt shut the fuck up. He tryed taking on the ball and lost it whilst his skills are awful, starring at the ground and being clumsy and gormless. Some people really do need to get a fuckin life and just stop acting like things are so serious. I told him to shut up and next time if he even says a remark then I will to tell him to just be quiet and say we're just here to have a kick about, not to get stressed out and be all serious, what a complete moron.